Exuberant Extrovert Seeks Affordable, Reliable Babysitter for Fun Times
I love sauteed mushrooms, swings and reading the same books over and over. I’m looking for someone to play with me, feed me foods my mom won’t let me have and change the occasional poopy diaper. Should also be willing to play the “Pick Up Things I Throw on the Floor” game… a lot. Will pay in kisses and Cheerios. My parents may chip in actual cash. Interested? Call 612-XXX-XXX… ask for Boopsie.